Reddit Funny Things About Guys Bodies

Men are sharing the things they've learned after living with women — and their responses are truly eye-opening.

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Information technology all started when Reddit user u/artudetan posed a question to the popular community, AskMen: "What did you not know or realize until afterwards living with a woman?"

The thread quickly went viral. Here are some of the top-voted responses from users:

1. "Apparently, showering and washing your hair are separate events."

2. "Patently, cleaning the toilet on the regular is much, much more important than I'd previously idea."

—onelittleworld

3. "To become rid of bangs you don't merely cutting them off."

—rushakenyan

four. "Just how expensive and shoddy brands for women are."

—blacksunbeast

five. "Pockets are very rare for women'southward pants. Several years married and still shocked by this."

vii. "The hair that gets stuck in the shower drain. OMG."

—phat742

8. "When long, loose head hairs wash off in the shower, information technology's common exercise to stick them to the wall rather than let them collect in the bleed. If she forgets to remove them afterwards, it can be very confusing for the next person in the shower. Why are there a bunch of individual strands of hair deliberately stuck to the wall?"

—Professor_Brooks

9. "I have freaked out too many times at what I thought was a 52-legged spider clinging to my bathroom wall."

x. "I never realized that she'd outset wearing my clothes. T-shirts, sweaters, not even my damn underwear is mine anymore!"

—podlubnyi

11. "Hair ties really disappear faster than MIA socks. Until you find 20 in a kitchen drawer."

—knewbie_one

12. "NEVER E'er dry out her clothes in a dryer."

—trash332

13. "That she owns simply one truly Skilful BRA. At that place is simply i and part of your duty as a human being is to protect the Good Bra. If you are doing laundry, you must accept the greatest of precautions to make sure it is properly cleaned, dried, and stored. God foreclose the Expert Bra always turns up missing or in the wrong drawer. Ladies, why is there just one GOOD BRA?"

14. "Period panties. I wasn't shocked or disgusted by it because I wasn't a 12-year-old; information technology was just like, 'Huh. Yeah, I gauge I'd have a separate choice of underwear to employ when I'm menstruating, too. Why the hell would I ruin all of my sexy underwear?'"

—saybeautifulthings

17. "I always thought that pads operated similar Ring-aids and they'd just slap 'em over their vaginas and absorb everything. Information technology wasn't until I was...27?...when my girlfriend at the time had some as a backup in case she ran out of tampons and I opened it and looked. The adhesive was on the incorrect side for my version of how they worked, and information technology dawned on me that they're supposed to be stuck to their panties, not their skin. I only regret telling her of that revelation, because she laughed until she cried and then called her mom to tell her about it."

19. "An innocent cleaning circuit in the right circumstances will atomic number 82 to a total-on reorganization of all the dang furniture in the business firm, if you're not careful."

—nothanksreddit2

20. "You lot find out the corporeality of food that a refrigerator tin actually concur."

—AKA_Studly

21. "That moisturizer goes on the trunk too."

22. "I've been doing laundry incorrect my whole life."

—colojason

23. "I've been doing the dishes incorrect my entire life."

—Sudden_Ad_1674

24. "The way I had been folding towels for years was apparently wrong. I practise the tri-fold method. My wife does the double-fold method. Oh well. First argument we had as a married couple and I lost."

—A_Garbage_Account

25. "No matter how many bobby pins are in the house, there is always a demand for more."

And finally...

26. "What home feels like."

You can read the full thread of responses here.

Notation: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/men-reveal-things-women-taught-them-reddit

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